Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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