watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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