Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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