It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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