some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he laminated a picture of his dick.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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