I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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