he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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