I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
two words: eviction party
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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