If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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