Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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