Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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