you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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