I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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