I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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