ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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