At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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