So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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