this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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