Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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