dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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