this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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