hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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