Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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