what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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