Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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