the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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