So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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