my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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