Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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