U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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