Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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