I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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