I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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