I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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