This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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