My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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