I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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