Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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