I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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