Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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