I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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