I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
