Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
