My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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