the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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