is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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