your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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