my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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