party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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