I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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