so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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