I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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